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“Don’t Slow Down” by Matt and Kim
this song album has been on repeat for the past two days.
(Source: Spotify, via fyeahmattandkim)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.
No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.
Everyone was M. Night Shyamalan the whole time.
(Source: funeralfrost, via jackassfan711)
Comedians are, and this is the mutant gene, you’re doing what you’re doing and you’re watching yourself do what you do. This is what comedians do by nature. We are always observing. Most people on Saturday Night Live, like interviewers would say, “Were you the class clown?” and almost all of us would say, “Absolutely not!” I was the person in the back row making the wise ass comments. You know, there’s a difference between the class clown and the person who’s ripping ‘em very subtly because they’re watching and observing what’s happening and they’re careful about it.
Ana Gasteyer (via aminpoehler)
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